"Quotable Quotes"
Friends say things.
Sometimes those things make you laugh.
We must strive to recall such said things and share them with the world.
This is our attempt at such recollection.
Sometimes those things make you laugh.
We must strive to recall such said things and share them with the world.
This is our attempt at such recollection.
- "They should hold a TEDx Conference from inside my shower. Some brilliant things happen with my mind when I'm in there. Unfortunately, I forget it all as soon as I step out."
- "I guess money can't buy you friends..."
" Big spoon or little spoon? No, I'm more like tongs, I got biddies under both arms"
"You have experiences, we have adventures"
"He lives in a closet!...He's a closet troll!"
"I was dancing with this girl, she was really cool, and then she asked if I could buy her a drink, and I was like 'you're really trying hard for a drink right now' and she was like 'you think my pussy is hard??'. So I just left...you can't come back from that one."
"Who was Tim? We picked him up at Maples, but really, what da f***? And he didn't get the message that no one knew him and he needed to leave. And it's like yo...if you can't keep up with our drinking. BYE."
"Why can't doctor's offices feel more like a Las Vegas suite at Encore? Definitely paying just as much anyway."
"I've never felt so much like I wanted to kill someone that at the same time I would die for."
-"Just a warning, I'm aggressively naked right now."
-"Aren't we all."
"You are a down-ass-bitch roommate. Thanks for never judging the shit I do, and for always being there in the morning."
- "What goes on in this room is unacceptable by society standards."
- "Society doesn't live in this room."